3 Days Before Dinner
Three days before our Christmas dinner, we bought all our ingredients, including a frozen turkey. Note for future Christmases, 3 days is not enough time to defrost a 17 pound turkey.
2 Days Before Dinner
Two days before our Christmas dinner, wash the half - thawed turkey to prepare it for brining

Prepare the brine. This year, we used a pre-packaged brine mix. We usually make it ourselves, but last year, we bought a brining kit for the brining bag and figured we might as well use the brine mix this year. It was by President's Choice, and pretty darn delicious:

Before putting the clean turkey in the bag, we took silly pictures of the turkey's bum:

We then triple bagged the turkey, and slowly filled the bag with the appropriate amount of water. Sadly, the only liquid measuring cup I have is a one-cup measure, so this took a while:

The water needs to be really cold, so we filled it with all of the ice cubes we had. Unfortunately, it meant that I had to sacrifice some robot ice cubes for the greater good:

The turkey fit perfectly in the fridge in the bags! No more sketchy sink or balcony brining for us, we're pros now!

One Day Before Dinner
I made custard and mixed it with pumpkin puree for the ice cream base for the delicious dessert. This has to be super cold when going through the ice creaming process, so has to be refrigerated for several hours.

All mixed up:

With the leftover egg whites (the custard required 5 egg yolks), I made meringue nests to hold the ice cream. I had a lot of extra meringue, so used it to make itsy-bitsy cookies:

The morning of the Dinner
Jacqueline prepared her famous stuffing using some bread, leftover crackers, onions, celery, eggs and magic. This must be done in advance as the stuff should be cold when stuffing the turkey to avoid scary things like food-poisoning.

The Afternoon of the Dinner
Jacqueline stuffed the clean turkey:

Then she sewed up the openings:

The whole thing was wrapped in bacon:

We fashioned a splatter shield from tin foil:

After the turkey was in the oven, I made the ice cream using my fancy-pants ice cream maker. I just pour the cold custard into the machine, being careful not to spill it all over myself :)

When it reached the consistency of a thick soft-serve ice cream, I transfered it to a plastic container so it could firm up in the freezer:

We checked on the turkey to make sure none of the bacon had fallen out of place:

Then we pealed potatoes, a squash, and a rutabaga for the assorted side dishes. This one looked like a heart!

After the bacon looked nice and crispy, we took the turkey out of the oven:

Then, I took a pretty picture of the bacon before Casper jumped on the table, pushed the plate on the floor and gobbled up all the bacon:

While the turkey was doing it's business, we worked on sides.
Here are the roasted garlic mashed potatoes:

Turkey is ready!!

While the turkey was in the oven, we wrapped some sweet potatoes in foil and roasted them alongside the turkey. MMmmmmm

We mashed the roasted sweet potatoes with some nutmeg and cinnamon for the sweet potato casserole and topped it off with marshmallows. This went in the oven to make the marshmallows nice and melty.

Jacqueline made magical gravy from the delicious turkey and bacon drippings:

The Dinner!
A plate piled high with food and gravy :D

After the Dinner!
And the finishing act, home-made pumpkin ice cream in individual meringue nests!


























